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This is where some very witty—and inspirational—dating quotes come in handy. You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I live in the realm of romantic possibility. Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.
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